I am 'SO' glad I found this site, and I can't wait to have a good old fashioned rant about my crass, foul mouthed, drunken, uneducated, slobby, deceitful neighbours!

PHEW! I feel better already!

Since December 2008 we have had to listen to these 66+ year olds, argue with and insult each other constantly. We have been woken most nights by the cretins, though more worryingly, our daughter has, since she was only nine! I have nicknamed the two miscreants " Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber".

They goad each other with vile insults. The female resident has threatened her boyfriend by saying she will have him beaten up or killed off! She has taunted him by calling him a Peadophile and has accused him of fancying his own daughter! Apparently he can't 'Perform' as a man even though he has a stash of Viagra at his dispense- but then taking into account she is quite masculine looking and has a voice deeper than Barry White's bass rumblings , this is hardly suprising!

They come home drunk and stagger across the lawns, clutching onto one another for dear life, half the time narrowly missing ending up face down in the flower beds! Their slurred speech and limited vocabulary is like an annoying drill that penetrates your skull! Once they have woken us up, that it's! We have a nightmare time going back to sleep.

We have now consulted our elected Cllr who has pushed things forward and they have been issued with a notification-at long last!- But, they have lied through their teeth and have tried to shirk taking responsability for their awful behaviour. I have a meeting to discuss what happens next, 7 days from now and will make sure something is done about them.

I know we will have a bit of a battle on our hands, but as we have done no wrong ourselves, I will battle it out with dignity and the truth, and see those plebs either shut up, or move on! Grrr!

Thanks for taking the time to read my ramblings!

Have a good one.